Tag: urban fantasy

Crescendo built to nothing but my own hatred of this series

Crescendo built to nothing but my own hatred of this series

☆☆☆☆☆

(0 stars)

When I accidentally began my paranormal romance binge focused on angel books focused on about 2010 era, I did not know how much pain I would be walking into. There were laughs in Sweet Evil, stupidly bad as that was. There were highs in Fallen, which had a couple good ideas. And then there’s Hush, Hush, a series so mindbogglingly bad it does nothing but frustrate and taunt me. There’s barely even humor to be found in the poor writing and horrendous world-building, plot, and characters. It’s just a slop you have to wade through for over 400 pages.

This book features pointless breakups, never seen new antagonists, more confusing angel lore, the world’s longest series of semi-breakups and reunions over the course of non stop, short lived teen parties, even worse girl-hate, slut shaming, and so much more.

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Sweet Reckoning means Sweet Release from me having to read this horrifying series

Sweet Reckoning means Sweet Release from me having to read this horrifying series

☆☆☆☆☆

(0 stars)

Is ‘horrifying’ the right word? I typed ‘horrible’ at first, but then… this book, and the series as a whole, is so absurdly bad it sounds fake. How else can I discuss a book  with extreme christian themes and yet super horniness, where the bible saves the day, the love interest is a canonical child rapist, and panty-sniffing virginity-sensing demons are a key plot point?

There’s actually a fourth book, a companion to the trilogy from the viewpoint of the love interest, but right now I don’t have interest in reading it.

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I’m stealing the concept for Incarnations of Immortality and I dare you to stop me

I’m stealing the concept for Incarnations of Immortality and I dare you to stop me

☆☆☆☆☆

(0 stars)

I’ve owned the final book of this series- book seven- for about four years now. I got it for free out of a library null pile because the cover was bizarre and wonderful. I skim read it then, out of order, and was flummoxed by the scenes I witnessed: three ghosts possessing a teenager, a 15 year old having sex with a 40 year old being okay because they are ‘in love’, a character named Orb, a three page debate on evolution versus creationism… clearly, this book and series were a Wild Fever Dream Mess.

Finally, I acquired this book at a thrift shop a month ago. Book one, at last! I found just as strange a story, but was surprised by two details: one, the premise is exceedingly solid. Two, the world is a ton of fun, full of potential and humor.

Everything else is garbage. So author beware: I will find a way to take this series from you, and actually make it good. The Time Is Coming.

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Fallen Host takes an okay series and makes it phenomenal

Fallen Host takes an okay series and makes it phenomenal

★★★★★

(5 stars)

Book 2 in a series. Here’s book 1, Archangel Protocol.

I picked up the first book because it was 3$ and looked silly, and it turned out okay. I do love angels, though, so I went ahead and bought the second book since it was in stock.

Really, really glad I did. This book is 100% better than the first, and just stunningly good… compared to the last, but it is also quite good in general. While I was reading, I kept telling everyone about how stunned I was at the quality.

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