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Finally, with Finale, I am free from Hush Hush- perhaps the worst YA book series of all time

Finally, with Finale, I am free from Hush Hush- perhaps the worst YA book series of all time

I hate Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick. I hate how I need to put a comma in that title. I hate how poorly the quartet’s names fit together- Hush, Hush, Crescendo, Silence, Finale. I hate how it someone, apparently, came back thanks to TikTok. I know my bad books, and I know my angel para-ro from the 2010s. When I say Hush is the worst of them, I mean it. I know it. It is the worst of this era, every problem from every other book condensed into far too long tomes of disgusting nonsense.

When people say they liked Fallen, I kinda get it. When people say Sweet Evil is a guilty pleasure, I understand. There’s merit to trash, if you read it lightly and don’t let the vile bits seep. But when people say they like Hush, Hush, that it is still their favourite even in a guilty way, I cannot grasp that. I want to hold these people. Shake their hands. Tell them, ‘it’s okay. It’s okay. You’re not to blame, but you have to let Hush, Hush go. There is nothing redeemable here. There is no honour even to shamefully like it. Please help me kill it. Please join me.’

I’m a fast reader, but I get stopped often by life. The full quartet of Hush, Hush took me four years to get through for a reason. Finale I had to slam down fast lest I never see it done. And with the last page, the last lines, that freeing end, I felt a great weight lift off me. Never read Hush, Hush, but let me explain to you why. Let me tell you of a book that only knows hate and abuse and plot points so clearly made up on the spot the full plot summary is going to sound like gibberish. Let me kill this book where it stands, finally. Never let it live again.

Plot

At the end of the third book, Nora was forcibly given leadership over the Nephilim army via blood oath and magical blood transfusion by her secret evil father Hank, the Black Hand. The book starts with a prologue where we see this Nephil army for the first time, including a mass of black robe-wearing, hooded figures who form a mysterious upper council. The Nephil seem to worship Hank, perhaps because he seemingly left pretty much everyone in town mildly mind controlled to like him. The Nephil don’t like this random Nora girl is now in charge of them, but accept it as Hank’s will and swear her in. There’s talk of branding her, as they do all their members, but Nora’s childhood friend Scott talks them into instead abducting and branding a random angel off screen instead.

This prologue immediately stumbles into a problem it will never resolve: this goddamn army. The Nephil army is in theory what the book is about: if Nora ever stops being in charge of it, she dies, because of a blood oath she swore to a dead man. The rules of this oath are never explained and do not make much sense, and much like every other aspect of this book and series, are clearly made up on the spot and not considered for a moment. This is true of devilcraft, of prophecies, of burning feathers, of the literal gates of Hell- not one second of thought has gone into the rules, and the main purpose of any plot point is to seem dramatic but be easily beaten when the time is right.

That’s why it isn’t much of a surprise when I say the Nephil army never comes back, really. It isn’t important in the slightest. These black robed figures have a net zero impact. The leader, a woman always called Lisa Martin, is absolutely no one and nothing despite being the immortal head honcho (under Nora) of a Nephilim army. Nora does not meet with or speak to any of them over the course of the very long book, and they return for the climatic final battle because… it’s a para-ro book of the time, it has to end in a climatic final battle.

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If we all band together we can put the book Silence out of its misery, together

If we all band together we can put the book Silence out of its misery, together

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Silence (Hush, Hush #3) by Becca Fitzpatrick.

It’s been two years since I read Crescendo, book two of the Hush, Hush quartet. I’ve gotten through a lot of YA para-ro angel books, it’s kinda my special topic. But Hush Hush is notably the worst. The notion I’ve vaguely seen of it having a resurgence is mind boggling. It’s always been one of the most boring, irritating, hateful, drivel-driving books from the time and holy crow why did I read book three.

Here’s the thing about Silence: it is nothing. It’s over 400 pages, and for about half of that, the main character has amnesia and has forgotten the first two books. The writing is repetitive, the eating-disorder jokes and slut-shaming continues, the love interest is still a creep, and half the action is resolved off screen.

It’s the same as before, such a slump that would have been better suited to being a quarter of a book, even a few chapters. Silence is a pointless endeavour in the Twilight-led compulsion to have a quartet; it is heartless and charmless.

There’s not even any funny jokes to be made really.

Except the sudden bear shapeshifting.

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Crescendo built to nothing but my own hatred of this series

Crescendo built to nothing but my own hatred of this series

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When I accidentally began my paranormal romance binge focused on angel books focused on about 2010 era, I did not know how much pain I would be walking into. There were laughs in Sweet Evil, stupidly bad as that was. There were highs in Fallen, which had a couple good ideas. And then there’s Hush, Hush, a series so mindbogglingly bad it does nothing but frustrate and taunt me. There’s barely even humor to be found in the poor writing and horrendous world-building, plot, and characters. It’s just a slop you have to wade through for over 400 pages.

This book features pointless breakups, never seen new antagonists, more confusing angel lore, the world’s longest series of semi-breakups and reunions over the course of non stop, short lived teen parties, even worse girl-hate, slut shaming, and so much more.

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Can Hush, Hush please be quiet?

Can Hush, Hush please be quiet?

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Obviously, I’ve been on an angel reading spree this summer- yet if you’d asked me before to place my bets, I wouldn’t have thought Hush, Hush to be the worst of them all. I’ve been eyeing para-ro angel books since they were first published, but my dislike of the genre has always outweighed my interest in angels- so coming into them now is fairly interesting.

Anyways, Hush is atrociously bad. This is ‘you would not believe’ levels of bad going on here. Folks, we have headscratching angel mythos, smart-as-stone heroines, girl-hate, abusive love interests, and a villain who is one hundred percent correct. Settle on down to this boat of terror and place your arms under the bar- it’s a real doozy.

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